beinghipsteristoomainstream:

why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way down to their knees but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra it’s hOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SLUT SHAME ON YOU WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY LET’S DRESS CODE YOU IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS AND DISHONOR ON YOU DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY DISHONOR ON YOUR COW 

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shercockandmycrotch:

What people think Geoff is like:

What Geoff really is like:

(via somethingpointy)

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

(via flomation)

bloodcells-pixilate:

PETITION FOR FALL OUT BOY TO GO THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE TOGETHER WITH GO PROS

(via flloutby)

erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

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goldcraze:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

(via gnarly)

Posted 1 day ago (originally goldcraze) + 309,009 notes

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall, via sniffing)

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tommybishops:

splderwoman:

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE

IN 2016 (x)

"[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine," said Reynolds.

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(via ourfandomfest)

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librarean:

cbsundance:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

MUCH HAPPY

VERY JOY

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tricky-stump:

my—chemical-romance:

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

joe-fucking-trohman:

paxamgays:

just listen

ohmygod

For fucks sake, patrick.

fucking hell

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kaleidoscopeofourmemories:

taylorswift:

justbeforetheyloseitall:

not gonna lie, I had to look for FOMO on google.

WHO KNOWS THE COOL SLANG NOW?!?

Wait wait.. What’s that sound I hear?

The sound of tables turning.

Taylor, please remember we made you a powerpoint for you to understand tumblr.

The tables are never turning.

(via tickleswift)

oomshi:

when my fridge is empty so is my heart

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Posted 1 day ago (originally oomshi) + 146,552 notes
  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

gaayvinofree:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

by panic! at the disco

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